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I was hunched over a folding chair in a corner of Baby & Kids Furniture Warehouse Toronto, phone in one hand, coffee gone cold on the counter. It was 3:12 p.m., rain still spitting on the windshield from my short drive off the Don Valley Parkway, and I was trying not to look like someone who had absolutely no idea what a "conversion crib" even was. The salesperson was sketching measurements on a scrap of paper while I scrolled through three tabs: nursery furniture sets in T

I was hunched over a crib mattress on the floor of a tiny showroom in Etobicoke, phone on speaker with my partner, and the salesperson asking if I wanted the extended warranty. It was 6:12 p.m., the windows fogged from the heat of too many people and the cold night outside, and I was suddenly very aware that I had left my coffee on the roof of the car. Classic me. Why I dragged myself to three stores in one afternoon I started out thinking this would be quick: pick a dre

I was crouched in the middle of the store aisle at 3:15 p.m., elbows on a box of mattress protectors, trying to decide if the gray crib looked less gray in fluorescent light or in the pale sunshine that leaks through my apartment windows on Danforth. The parking lot had been a disaster — six cars deep waiting for a spot, someone honking like it was the end of the world — but inside Baby & Kids Furniture Warehouse Toronto it somehow calmed me down. Too many options to panic

I was squinting through rainy windshield streaks on the Gardiner, stalled in that 4:30pm crawl, mentally arranging where the glider would go in the nursery. I had a croissant in one hand, the printed receipt from Baby & Kids Furniture Warehouse Toronto in the other, and a very loud toddler in the backseat who had decided that the car was the only acceptable arena for full-body giggles. It felt like a scene from a sitcom until I realized I had forgotten to measure the doorwa

I was hunched over a scatter of screws on the linoleum of a tiny showroom back room, rain thumping the windows and a TTC bus coughing to a stop outside. My phone said 3:14 p.m., which meant rush hour was starting and my patience was thinning. I had just opened the box labelled "mini-crib conversion kit" and realized the instructions were written like someone had compressed a legal contract into three drawings. That moment is where this whole thing began — not with a sweet n

I was hunched over my laptop at 10:14 p.m., rain tapping the condo window like someone impatient, scrolling through crib photos with one hand and scrolling through a long forum thread with the other. The streetlights on Queen West made everything orange and a little blurry. My phone buzzed twice from an unknown number because I had called the Baby & Kids Furniture Warehouse Toronto earlier and they were confirming the appointment for tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. I kept thinking:

I was sitting in my cold Civic in the southbound lane of the Gardiner at 6:15 p.m., rain slashing the windshield, thinking about a crib that still wasn't at my apartment. I had been on hold with customer service for 28 minutes, my shoes half muddy from a walk through Leslieville earlier, and the delivery tracker still said "scheduled" like nothing had happened. The whole thing felt absurd, like I was waiting for a friend who forgot we made plans. The weirdest part of the

I was crouched in the aisle of Baby & Kids Furniture Warehouse Toronto at 5:12 p.m., with a crumpled receipt in one hand and a cup of terrible coffee in the other, trying to balance a glider seat cushion on top of a dresser sample so I could see if the heights even lined up. The store was humming — fluorescent lights, a toddler somewhere testing the echo, that low murmur of salespeople speaking in helpful tones — and outside, the Danforth traffic sounded distant, like a tid